How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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