Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my being single is dangerous.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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