I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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