But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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