Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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