somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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