do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Do plants get herpes?
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