My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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