dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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