He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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