If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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