ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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