ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im six kinds of drunk right now
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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