Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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