I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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