is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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