Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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