: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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