Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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