can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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