Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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