dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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