i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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