dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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