I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
