scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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