have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
