summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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