Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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