i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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