i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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