She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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