why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Boobs speak an international language.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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