IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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