What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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