just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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