I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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