y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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