Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
don't judge my taste in strippers
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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