If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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