Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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