he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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