In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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