She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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