I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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