I bet he comes in French.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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