I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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