she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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