The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So much rum. So many feels.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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