Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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