high people should be assigned attendants
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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