I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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