That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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