What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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