Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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