just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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