know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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